Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone
i think liking someone is worse than having no romantic prospects in your life at all because you get the happy feeling of liking a person combined with the terrible feeling of oh god they’ll never like me and you end up feeling like this
that’s an emotion
It’s beautiful but you can’t swim in it.
this post just got taken to a whole new level
that picture is such a good representation of how it feels, my god
i swear to god im about to pass out with laughter
YOUR SPEECH IS TOO LONG MOTHERFUCKER
- america: shows up to WW2 15 minutes late with starbucks
“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
