September 4th
7:55 PM
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accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

June 7th
8:37 PM
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khl0ekardashian:

*opens the door just enough for me to get through so it closes on the person behind me*

"There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash."
May 29th
8:37 PM
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May 28th
9:04 PM
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May 22nd
9:39 PM
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theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

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May 14th
10:47 PM
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deucalio:

Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone

deucalio:

Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone

May 13th
8:54 PM
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March 20th
5:02 PM
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consulting-spooker:

envyadams:

searchyour-mind:

envyadams:

i think liking someone is worse than having no romantic prospects in your life at all because you get the happy feeling of liking a person combined with the terrible feeling of oh god they’ll never like me and you end up feeling like this

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that’s an emotion

It’s beautiful but you can’t swim in it.

this post just got taken to a whole new level

that picture is such a good representation of how it feels, my god

March 16th
8:20 PM
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ayaninreallife:

i swear to god im about to pass out with laughter 

February 24th
10:28 PM
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ineedtogotomymindtardis:

YOUR SPEECH IS TOO LONG MOTHERFUCKER

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10:21 PM
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